Web27 Jul 2006 · #1 I'm best man for my mate's wedding this weekend. I've written a speech but I'm not too happy with the opening joke. Since this sets the tone for the whole speech I've been scouring the web for alternatives but without success. Anyone care to suggest me any punch one-liners??? ush flynn Well-known Member Jul 27, 2006 #2 Web14 Jan 2024 · 6. John, she’s a lovely girl and deserves a good husband. Thank God you married her before she found one. 7. Now it gives me great pleasure to ask you all to raise your glasses for some very important people, without whom today would not be the same. Would you please raise your glasses to toast.. The bar staff. 8.
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